w33z's effin' corner of the interwebs: traffic

Thank you retards on the road. Just to start, because of retards driving on wet roads with a little sprinkling of snow coming down it means the highway's speed limit is all of the sudden 80. Learn to fuckin' drive people. This is fuckin' Canada, and it's the winter. If you don't like it, stay home. So now because of these idiots and the stupid hockey game (and I mean that in the nicest way) I missed my chance to see Robosaurus. We were going to friggin monster jam. Then, we finally find parking, go to the SKYDOME and these mofo's tell us they're not selling any more tickets. I looked these guys square in the face and said "Well, thats Balls. no offense, you're doing your job, but thats bullshit." Assholes. Anyway, all was not lost as Yuk Yuk's had a great show in store for us. However, I really fucking hate drivers in this city. I am not generally an impatient or angry person, however when I get behind the wheel I can be one nasty yelling bitch. Nevermind the fact the only person who can hear me usually is me, but still, it's frustrating. I'm a really angry elf in traffic. If only it could be like Gary Neuman's song.. Here in my car, I feel safest of all.... HELL NO!!! people think it's great fun to almost side swipe me because they don't check their blind spot, or cut me off, or not use signals. SIGNALS ARE NOT AN OPTION!!! Standard features are there for a reason!!! I'm done. for now. until someone driving does something retarded and I flare up again.