Thursday, January 27, 2011

All signs point to a beautiful day off.

Wake up at 8:30am- intend to sleep only another half hour- and wake up at 11:15am. Sleep in accomplished. So very happy about that, and feel most excellent today. Doing laundry is a necessary evil, especially when I have no more clean pairs of snowboard socks which are essential this time of year, so the laundry got done. Everything was awesome. I left the house, bank, mall -to get passport photos and ended up buying some Clinique 3 step products I am almost out of. (Seriously, the best face care regimen on this planet, hypo-allergenic, fragrance free) Good mall trip, as I didn't leave there with stuff I really don't need. I drove clear across town with my passport app to get my mom to guarantor it- realizing that I didn't have her passport number. FUCK! Had to drive home. People on the road yet again are retarded at 3:30pm. Got my shit together and left for the passport office- you would think that when turning left at a light, you have to turn into the left hand lane, right?? WRONG. The on ramp to the 410N is close to the intersection I turn on to Queen. People think it's fuckin' awesome to turn left into the very right lane... which is 2 lanes from where they should be. Fuckers. Thank god I didn't turn until after the retards finished turning and slammed on their brakes. Seriously. Why do people turn into retards as soon as they get behind the wheel?? This isn't even the best part- merging on to 410N is. I merge, make a lane change, and all of a sudden, the retard who turned into the right lane on queen is talking on his phone and trying to merge right into my passenger side. I cut bait quick and lost the guy, needless to say.

Passport office. People get so bent out of shape having to go there, wait in lines and wait a long time. I got there at 4:05pm, and was in my car leaving at 4:20pm. Best passport office ever. I look forward to renewing in 5 years, at this same office. 

I will make cupcakes this evening for my co workers to enjoy tomorrow. It's baked goods Friday for the day staff at Glen Eden. I like to bake, so this works out quite nicely. 

More Random Thoughts...
-The word Dirty means good/awesome. If something is really dirty good and better than awesome, it can be filthy. Filthy is as good as it gets!
-Telling someone you don't want them to be your boyfriend is worse to do on the internet than in person. Repetition tends to be necessary because obviously the person cannot hear inflection in your voice. 
-The Passport office isn't as bad as it seems- just go to the right one.
-Just because there's a bonus in April, doesn't mean you have to wait to buy that thing you need.
-I've seen too many people with Justin Bieber hair. Including girls.
-I quit smoking last March. Huzzah and congrats to me. However, I can smell your smoke on the ski hill from a mile away and it makes me want to be physically sick.
-Some guys are like bad habits, you know they're bad for you, but you just go back for more. It's time to drop them- cold turkey. This one is for a friend. She knows.
-It's not too late to stop giving a fuck. Just do it.

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Tuesday, January 25, 2011

The Pain is worth it.

I've had a long last few days. Going to catch up on sleep tonight and hope my muscles feel better tomorrow. However, I love my job and couldn't think of anything else in the would I'd want to do more than snowboard 5 days a week and spread the love to the masses. I am truly happy out there. This really leaves me no time for myself though. It's only for so long, so the fatigue is just going to be a part of my day to day living in the evening. Shit, it's a hard life eh? LOL. I had a most excellent evening last night, it was snowing, pretty and the snow was awesome. Looking up into the sky while it's snowing is something I haven't done in awhile, so I took the real simple pleasure of watching the snow fall and catch the snowflakes on my tongue. I like to take time to experience life's simple pleasures every once and awhile. I also appreciated the guy who gave me the finger for no reason on the 401 this evening. He braked because he was on this other guys ass, and that meant when I braked, I ended up on his ass for 1/2 second... so he felt the need too open his window and flash his finger, so I retaliated, and drove away.

I have some thoughts...albeit random ones, but some thoughts nonetheless.

-The less I give a fuck about most things, the happier I'll be.
-I have no time to create and maintain any meaningful emotional relationships, thus is why I remain single. It's also more fun.
-My friends are who I like to spend my friday nights with. Sitting on the couch with my best friends watching movies and playing video games is my speed on friday night. Thanks guys, you know who you are, and I love you all.
-I have a problem with buying outerwear. I own 3 sets of jacket/snowpants combinations. I am currently looking for pants to match another coat I bought.
-People probably don't take me seriously. Ever. Sometimes it's better that they don't.



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Sunday, January 23, 2011

Traffic... my ultimate nemesis and greatest purveyor of my impatience.

Thank you retards on the road. Just to start, because of retards driving on wet roads with a little sprinkling of snow coming down it means the highway's speed limit is all of the sudden 80. Learn to fuckin' drive people. This is fuckin' Canada, and it's the winter. If you don't like it, stay home. So now because of these idiots and the stupid hockey game (and I mean that in the nicest way) I missed my chance to see Robosaurus. We were going to friggin monster jam. Then, we finally find parking, go to the SKYDOME and these mofo's tell us they're not selling any more tickets. I looked these guys square in the face and said "Well, thats Balls. no offense, you're doing your job, but thats bullshit." Assholes. Anyway, all was not lost as Yuk Yuk's had a great show in store for us. However, I really fucking hate drivers in this city. I am not generally an impatient or angry person, however when I get behind the wheel I can be one nasty yelling bitch. Nevermind the fact the only person who can hear me usually is me, but still, it's frustrating. I'm a really angry elf in traffic. If only it could be like Gary Neuman's song.. Here in my car, I feel safest of all.... HELL NO!!! people think it's great fun to almost side swipe me because they don't check their blind spot, or cut me off, or not use signals. SIGNALS ARE NOT AN OPTION!!! Standard features are there for a reason!!! I'm done. for now. until someone driving does something retarded and I flare up again.

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Saturday, January 22, 2011

For Your Technology!

Thanks Dr. Stephen Brule, and all your rules. for your technology indeed. So here it is, and here I am on the interwebs, making my inane ramblings public for some really stupid reason. Maybe its for sanity's sake, or lack thereof. I'm not entirely sure what I'm going to do here, or what this will end up being in the virtual world, however lots of people have these blog thingees and now I do too. Maybe I have things to say, or something to that effect. if you have stumbled upon this entire corner of not too much, I don't know what to say... maybe I still have a livejournal around?? i might actually. i've not checked in an extremely long time. hmm. that makes me wonder actually. Anyway, being that this is a first post, and I really just wanted to figure this shit out, i'm gonna stop here. maybe ramble later. maybe tell some stories. i have a few, and if you know me, not ALL of them end with me being injured, however a lot of them do. Have a good day.

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